{"product_id":"funny-dachshund-coffee-mug","title":"No Coffee, No Walkies - Skylaki Says Funny Dachshund Coffee Mug | Wiener Dog Croissant Mug","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"mt-8 starting:opacity-0 starting:translate-y-[20vh] [transition:transform_0.3s_var(--ease-spring-snappy),opacity_150ms]\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: 32px 0px 0px; padding: 0px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px; transition: transform 0.3s linear(0 0%, 0.009 2.77778%, 0.037 5.55556%, 0.082 8.33333%, 0.143 11.1111%, 0.219 13.8889%, 0.306 16.6667%, 0.402 19.4444%, 0.503 22.2222%, 0.608 25%, 0.711 27.7778%, 0.811 30.5556%, 0.901 33.3333%, 0.979 36.1111%, 1.043 38.8889%, 1.092 41.6667%, 1.124 44.4444%, 1.141 47.2222%, 1.142 50%, 1.132 52.7778%, 1.113 55.5556%, 1.087 58.3333%, 1.058 61.1111%, 1.028 63.8889%, 1 66.6667%, 0.976 69.4444%, 0.957 72.2222%, 0.944 75%, 0.937 77.7778%, 0.935 80.5556%, 0.938 83.3333%, 0.945 86.1111%, 0.954 88.8889%, 0.965 91.6667%, 0.977 94.4444%, 0.989 97.2222%, 1 100%), opacity 0.15s; color: #111112; font-family: optimisticAI, 'optimisticAI Fallback', Optimistic, system-ui, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\" data-message-item=\"true\" data-message-id=\"BA92D8E8-5DA8-42CE-AC83-8262B3465C54_7500214430758917870_user\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group\/user-message mx-auto w-full max-w-3xl shrink-0\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: 0px; padding: 0px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px; margin-inline: auto; width: 767.996px; max-width: 768px; flex-shrink: 0;\" data-message-type=\"user\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-0 min-w-0 flex gap-x-4 gap-y-4 justify-end\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: 0px; padding: 0px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px; display: flex; min-height: 0px; min-width: 0px; justify-content: flex-end; gap: 16px;\" data-slot=\"flexbox\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative flex max-w-[calc(100%-2rem)] flex-col items-end sm:max-w-[520px]\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: 0px; padding: 0px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px; position: relative; display: flex; max-width: 520px; flex-direction: column; align-items: flex-end;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bg-fill-secondary text-text-primary relative z-[1] rounded-22 max-w-[100%] px-4 py-2.25\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: 0px; padding: 0px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px; position: relative; z-index: 1; max-width: 100%; border-radius: 22px; background-color: #f3f4f5; padding-inline: 16px; padding-block: 9px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: 0px; padding: 0px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px; position: relative;\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"mt-6 mb-2 font-semibold text-xl\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: 0px 0px -8px; padding: 0px; font-size: 20px; --tw-space-y-reverse: 0; margin-block: 0px 16px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px; line-height: 25px; --tw-font-weight: 600; color: #111112; font-family: optimisticAI, 'optimisticAI Fallback', Optimistic, system-ui, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\" data-streamdown=\"heading-3\"\u003eNo Coffee, No Walkies - Skylaki Says | Funny Dachshund Coffee Mug\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: -4.8px 0px -6.4px; padding: 0px; --tw-space-y-reverse: 0; margin-block: 0px 16px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px; color: #111112; font-family: optimisticAI, 'optimisticAI Fallback', Optimistic, system-ui, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: 0px; padding: 0px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px; --tw-font-weight: 600; font-weight: 600;\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eMorning rule, according to my dachshund: No coffee, no walkies. No exceptions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: -4.8px 0px -6.4px; padding: 0px; --tw-space-y-reverse: 0; margin-block: 0px 16px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px; color: #111112; font-family: optimisticAI, 'optimisticAI Fallback', Optimistic, system-ui, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eMeet your new morning supervisor. This cozy watercolor mug features a blissfully happy dachshund hugging a giant steaming coffee cup with a buttery croissant tucked under his arm, while a tiny orange tabby cat snoozes on the table next to him. It’s funny, whimsical, and 100% accurate for any wiener dog owner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: -4.8px 0px -6.4px; padding: 0px; --tw-space-y-reverse: 0; margin-block: 0px 16px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px; color: #111112; font-family: optimisticAI, 'optimisticAI Fallback', Optimistic, system-ui, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: 0px; padding: 0px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px; --tw-font-weight: 600; font-weight: 600;\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"list-inside list-disc whitespace-normal [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;li]:ps-6\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: -4.8px 0px -6.4px; padding: 0px; list-style: inside none; --tw-space-y-reverse: 0; margin-block: 0px 16px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px; padding-inline-start: 1.65em; color: #111112; font-family: optimisticAI, 'optimisticAI Fallback', Optimistic, system-ui, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; background-color: #ffffff;\" data-streamdown=\"unordered-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: -3.2px 0px -1.6px; padding: 0px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px; padding-block: 4px; padding-inline-start: 0.25em; position: relative;\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: 0px; padding: 0px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px; --tw-font-weight: 600; font-weight: 600;\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eFinally, a mug that gets you.\u003c\/span\u003e For everyone whose dachshund decides when the walk happens — after coffee.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: 0.1em 0px -1.6px; padding: 0px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px; padding-block: 4px; padding-inline-start: 0.25em; position: relative;\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: 0px; padding: 0px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px; --tw-font-weight: 600; font-weight: 600;\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eExtra cute, extra cozy.\u003c\/span\u003e The same warm watercolor style you loved from our Cozy Cafe print, now redesigned to wrap perfectly around a mug.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: 0.1em 0px -1.6px; padding: 0px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px; padding-block: 4px; padding-inline-start: 0.25em; position: relative;\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: 0px; padding: 0px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px; --tw-font-weight: 600; font-weight: 600;\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eConversation starter.\u003c\/span\u003e That tagline — \u003cem style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: 0px; padding: 0px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px;\"\u003eNo Coffee, No Walkies - Skylaki Says\u003c\/em\u003e — gets a laugh at the office, at home, and at the dog park.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: 0.1em 0px -1.6px; padding: 0px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px; padding-block: 4px; padding-inline-start: 0.25em; position: relative;\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: 0px; padding: 0px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px; --tw-font-weight: 600; font-weight: 600;\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eSkylaki means “little dog” in Greek.\u003c\/span\u003e Designed by dachshund lovers, for dachshund lovers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: -4.8px 0px -6.4px; padding: 0px; --tw-space-y-reverse: 0; margin-block: 0px 16px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px; color: #111112; font-family: optimisticAI, 'optimisticAI Fallback', Optimistic, system-ui, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: 0px; padding: 0px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px; --tw-font-weight: 600; font-weight: 600;\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"list-inside list-disc whitespace-normal [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;li]:ps-6\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: -4.8px 0px -6.4px; padding: 0px; list-style: inside none; --tw-space-y-reverse: 0; margin-block: 0px 16px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px; padding-inline-start: 1.65em; color: #111112; font-family: optimisticAI, 'optimisticAI Fallback', Optimistic, system-ui, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; background-color: #ffffff;\" data-streamdown=\"unordered-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: -3.2px 0px -1.6px; padding: 0px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px; padding-block: 4px; padding-inline-start: 0.25em; position: relative;\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003eWhite ceramic mug — 11oz and 15oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: 0.1em 0px -1.6px; padding: 0px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px; padding-block: 4px; padding-inline-start: 0.25em; position: relative;\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003eVibrant, high-quality print on both sides: art on front, tagline on back (or art + text together — your choice)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: 0.1em 0px -1.6px; padding: 0px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px; padding-block: 4px; padding-inline-start: 0.25em; position: relative;\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: 0.1em 0px -1.6px; padding: 0px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px; padding-block: 4px; padding-inline-start: 0.25em; position: relative;\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003ePrinted with care in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: 0.1em 0px -1.6px; padding: 0px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px; padding-block: 4px; padding-inline-start: 0.25em; position: relative;\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003eThe art file you’re getting is our clean transparent version — no fuzzy background, just crisp print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: -4.8px 0px -6.4px; padding: 0px; --tw-space-y-reverse: 0; margin-block: 0px 16px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px; color: #111112; font-family: optimisticAI, 'optimisticAI Fallback', Optimistic, system-ui, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: 0px; padding: 0px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px; --tw-font-weight: 600; font-weight: 600;\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003ePerfect Gift For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: 0px; padding: 0px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px;\"\u003eDachshund moms \u0026amp; dads, wiener dog lovers, coffee addicts, croissant enthusiasts, and anyone who needs a funny dachshund coffee mug to survive morning walks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: -4.8px 0px -6.4px; padding: 0px; --tw-space-y-reverse: 0; margin-block: 0px 16px; outline-color: #0064d4; outline-width: 2px; color: #111112; font-family: optimisticAI, 'optimisticAI Fallback', Optimistic, system-ui, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eAdd this funny dachshund croissant mug to your collection — because life is better with coffee, croissants, and a long dog who runs the schedule.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 600; background-color: #ffffff; color: #111112; font-family: optimisticAI, 'optimisticAI Fallback', Optimistic, system-ui, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003eFrom our pack at Skylaki.com to yours — Kalimera \u0026amp; happy sipping!\u003c\/span\u003e.: Material: white ceramic with colored interior and handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: Choose from multiple interior and handle colors\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Eye-catching color contrast \u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Skylaki","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 11oz","offer_id":52593827873048,"sku":"18929647446535699066","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15oz","offer_id":52593827905816,"sku":"31609823405706979745","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ 15oz","offer_id":52593827938584,"sku":"23020789333944271990","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0809\/4220\/3160\/files\/funny-dachshund-coffee-mug-no-coffee-no-walkies-3.jpg?v=1788192796","url":"https:\/\/skylaki.com\/products\/funny-dachshund-coffee-mug","provider":"Skylaki","version":"1.0","type":"link"}